February 2012
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Anonymous asked: I understand exactly what you mean about your humor. Do you like Parks and Rec?
Watching Donnie Darko tonight.
Gakansogr it’s been so long.
Who's seeing M83 at Terminal 5 in May?
I think I’m going alone….
Anonymous asked: Different person friend. And you didn't have to present your opinion in such a fashion.
Anonymous asked: " I like the idea of developing humor." You should teach a class on how to talk about something in such a way as to sound like you're giving it a chance while actually putting down in every way. You could call it Backhandedness 101
Anonymous asked: why is workaholics awful?
Why I'm a good friend:
I like giving my clothes away. Generally speaking, I wear my clothes into the ground, but some stuff stops fitting well or I find myself disliking it, so on.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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I just want to eat everything right now.
And I have nothing. Maybe I’ll get Lucky’s.
Oh fuck. If I get Lucky’s…….
I want to flirt with boys tonight. By which I mean be in the same room as attractive men, and just kind of lust after them as I drink beer.
So. I guess I’ll nap.
Any New Yorkers going to Webster tonight?
Let’s dance the night away.
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I wish Zeppelin travel became a hit.
I’d love to travel around in one of those suckers.
